What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:17

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.